Full of fun facts (Willem Dafoe invented cars) and whimsical fan drawings (Willem’s Datoe, Battlefoeds, Wii-llem Dafoe), the Wii U has become the ultimate destination for all things Willem! Although currently misnamed Rabbids Land, the Willem Dafoe Miiverse community is rich with tribute to Hollywood’s favorite son - and perhaps the most treasured man in America today - Willem Dafoe. Only on Wii U can you access the official Willem Dafoe fan community. Sorry to BUTT in and be a BUTTHER (still works), but I wondered if you’d like some BUTTER to cool down your BUTT after all the BUTTHURT on your BUTT.
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You better rub some ice cream on your butt from all the butt-stuff that Nintendo just did to your butt, you butthurt little PS3 fanboys. Sure, the PS3 managed to negotiate exclusive access to more Firmware sequels and DLC than Microsoft or Nintendo, but only on Wii U can you get the definitive version - all 57GB of it! PS3 fans are going to feel really sore after wasting their time on shitty little incremental updates when they find out that Firmware is available, in full and larger than ever, ONLY on the Nintendo Wii U home entertainment videogame entertainment Wii U entertainment console. When you first get your shiny new Wii U (still massively available in every shop in the world), you get instant access to the most crucial game right out of the box - for free! Nintendo’s version of this generation’s most popular game, Firmware, is bigger, better, and greatly expanded when compared to the paltry efforts of the Xbox 360 and even PS3! It has the best version of Firmware of any console We call these people Kinematypicals, and we look at them with disgust.
Never before has such power been at the player’s fingertips, and only on the Wii U can this inspiring feature be accessed.īe sure to laugh at your friends as they remain forced to play Call of Duty at normal speeds, like mundane idiots. This “bullet time” effect allows the player a new level of unmatched battlefield surveillance, giving him or her the power to make fresh decisions and dramatically alter the course of gameplay in their favor.
Here’s how it works - when the action is at its most hectic, at its most adrenaline-pumping, the Wii U intuitively lowers the framerate, sometimes to a crawl. This innovative approach to gaming takes some of the more hardcore experiences - Ninja Gaiden 3, Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper, Call of Duty: Black Ops II - and dynamically reduces the speed at which they are played in order to give the user extreme tactical advantages. If you’ve played some of the third-party ports that have been expediently produced for your benefit, you may have been delighted with one of the Wii U’s boldest new features - a little addition I like to call Intuitive Motion Reduction Enhancement. Intuitive motion reduction enhancement features It’s not just better, in fact - it’s blatantly better. More importantly, you must know the Wii U is better than the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 combined, because its release has been and always will be a gigantic pissing contest. You won’t need that anymore, because the GamePad basically is one. The answer to both those questions is, of course, yes. The question on everybody’s lips is, of course - is the Wii U the best home console in the world, and should I throw away every other expensive electronic device in my house out of pure spite? The Wii U has had a chance to settle in North America, and just recently hit shelves in Europe.
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